[jerf]

Tried saying it politely. Still get downvoted. Thought I'd try a bit sharper on purpose.

Despite what it may superficially sounds like, it's an attempt to reach out and help people. If it hurts, you know, think about it. Maybe don't do something that hurts so much because it "must" be good.

FP techniques in imperative languages is a tool. A good tool sometimes. But it shouldn't be an aspiration.