[karmelapple]

Based on the comments here, I don't think people are getting much cheekiness from the title. As I mentioned in another comment, it might be useful to change the name, since I think a lot of people are seeing "How to work with me" as a pretty direct command to "do these X things."

And I don't think you intend that :)

[davidbauer]

I didn't, no. I have now changed the title to hopefully better convey what I intend the document to be about.