[oh_sigh]

Here's a lovely list of notable alumni, from their wikipedia page:

Notable alumni

> Tiffany Sedaris, artist, and sister of Amy Sedaris and David Sedaris. Tiffany's two years at Élan is cited in her sibling's writings and interviews as deeply traumatic to her, and a direct cause of her inability to form normal relationships with her family members. After decades of struggling with mental illness, Tiffany ultimately committed suicide in May 2013.[23][24]

> Michael Skakel, convicted in the murder of Martha Moxley. The case drew media attention largely because Skakel is related to the Kennedy family.[5]

> Ben Weasel, of the punk rock band Screeching Weasel.[13]

> Phil Williams Jr. died at age 15, after being forced to participate in the school's notorious boxing-ring punishment.[25]