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by BoxOfRain 1544 days ago
Or the equally obnoxious 'pressing consent is instant, pressing don't consent takes 5+ seconds to process'. This one is plausibly deniable too.
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What about when you remove yourself from a mailing list. and they inform you it will take 10 business days to take effect?
> This one is plausibly deniable too.

How can it be? You do nothing for 5+ seconds or you save a ton of cookies instantly.

I think if it was in a court of law it'd be quite difficult to prove beyond reasonable doubt that it's malicious unless it was literally something as obvious as `Thread.sleep(5000)` rather than the software just being badly written. I managed to introduce a really annoying and very specific timing issue a few weeks ago completely by accident for example, I reckon the accused would just say 'non-consent is processed differently to consent for $legacy_cruft reasons and it's quite slow, we're incompetent but we're not malicious'.