[revolvingocelot]

That's a fuckin' terrible joke -- or it's a good joke, not yet finished! Let's continue:

  Upon being asked, the prostitute laughs in their faces. "Either you two don't know how to fuck, or I don't know how to shit!"

[sixstringtheory]

This reminded me of another one:

    What’s the difference between a corn farmer with Tourette’s and a hooker with dysentery?

    One shucks between fits.

[raldi]

Instant classic. The ancients would’ve loved it.

[noduerme]

Love it. Even modern Roman guys would be afraid of that ending ;)

[Enginerrrd]

That IS a good joke.

[pasquinelli]

what was the birth control situation?

[bil7]

gold