You're two thirds of the way there.
The final, most important piece of the puzzle is of course "anything that, having put in the thought required to understand it, would be considered a waste of time an energy".
Talk about the analytics of, say, how and why spouses cheat, and you'll be able to get anyone's attention easily.
Oh, that one. They always pick those special cases for those real-life documentaries, don't they? Maybe it changes when Netflix turns it into sequel series...
Talk about the analytics of, say, how and why spouses cheat, and you'll be able to get anyone's attention easily.