[swah]

    - Lists are appealing
    - Lists promise value quickly
    - Lists promise different types of value
    - Lists promise limited complexity
    - Lists promise many entrance points
    - A list is a contract between the writer and reader
    - A list promises “list-tractability”
    - How to stop worrying

Also:

    - I only had to read those headings and check the images to read this article in under a minute. 
    - I'll never know if something was lost. 
    - Youtube also has lists nowadays. 
    - I'm a skimmer and I feel bad.
    - I opened a book yesterday and it was very relaxing.