[kurthr]

Also, where is the cannon/trebuchet attachment!

Hot Pockets are aerodynamically designed to be delivered directly to the mouth for most destructive effect. Short (napalm like cheese), medium (gaseous effect), and long term (myocardial infarction) impacts are improved at higher ordinance deliver rates.

[goldenkey]

When hotpockets are on a bagel, you can have hotpockets anytime!