[TonyTrapp]

I think already in the 80s AEG's inofficial slogan was "Ausgepackt - Eingeschaltet - Geht nicht" (unwrapped, turned on, didn't work).

[PinguTS]

Ausschalten – Einschalten – Geht (aka: have tried switching it off and on again)

[chokma]

Auspacken, Einschalten, Garantiefall

[TonyTrapp]

Not in this case apparently ;)