haha, I liked the section "Excited to get started? Woohoo! In case you’re wondering, Bridgetown is a progressive site generator...." Like, who is so excited to get started that they yell woo hoo, but are still wondering what Bridgetown even is, at the most vague level?
"Excited to start taking Snarflorvex? Yabba dabba doo, we are too!!1! In case you're wondering, Snarflorvex is a topical hernia medication...."
The answer: "Bridgetown is optimized for web developer happiness." :D
Like the goal of Hugo: "With its amazing speed and flexibility, Hugo makes building websites fun again." (It didn't, I couldn't get past the fact that the docs were hard to understand.)
I think tools need to focus on clear description of feature sets and leave the decision on what emotions to have to users.
But, scrolling down, I saw it said it was a static site generator. I'm still sticking to my own for now.
"Excited to start taking Snarflorvex? Yabba dabba doo, we are too!!1! In case you're wondering, Snarflorvex is a topical hernia medication...."