[singingboyo]

That's just like, literally your opinion, man.

I get it, sort of. In that case I just tell myself "it's hyperbole for lazy people" and move on. "Could care less", though, that one I cannot reconcile.

[jazzyjackson]

I reckon there's an implied sarcasm of "As If", that is: "as if I could care any less"

[sundarurfriend]

This is going to be my headcanon for why people do this (though it's more likely laziness/carelessness). This usage seems to be becoming more and more common, so this will help me pretend it makes sense and move on.

[dllthomas]

I like "I could care less. [In theory.]"