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by cheese_goddess 1558 days ago
Better still: B2B Food As a Service. Get a hose under every office worker's chair delivering necessary nutrients directly to the digestive system through the anal orifice. Needs some infrastructure to install the hoses etc, but that's pretty much already there in most office floors for cables etc.

That way really nobody touches the food, not even the person eating it. In the new capitalist utopia, food touches you.