Ask HN: how do I delete my profile from hackernews

[machupai]

including all the comments and posts i have made so far

[chc]

Long story short: You don't. After the delete window, you don't get to decide whether your posts stay up. You can email PG with a request, and you might be able to get certain posts deleted if you have a compelling reason, but I don't think entire posting histories are ever deleted for any reason besides spam. See also: http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3010641

[sp332]

Email info at ycombinator.com and ask nicely :)

[saiko-chriskun]

You don't.

We have your infos. FOREVER~.

Which we shall use as blackmail if you ever decide to do anything funny.

Like leave.

We are watching you.

[saiko-chriskun]

geez what's with the downvotes. some people just have no sense of humour.

[abbasmehdi]

This is not a comedy site.

[saiko-chriskun]

some_people.include?(:abbasmehdi) == true

[abbasmehdi]

mmm, I'd have to try pretty hard to laugh at that one.