More and more I am convinced that the weasel that crawled into the LHC and got itself killed only died _inside_ the collapsing time bubble it somehow created through an unspecified accident and in which we are now all living.
Outside the time bubble, it scampered away and Brexit, Trump's victory, the Ukraine war and the Tiger King series never happened.
I just want to say that the extraordinary unseriousness of this (and the NFT twitter icon, really!?) has convinced me that Stripe is through the looking glass, now.