I believe this is sarcasm taken to heights. We have $50K+ designs where people are not allowed to touch and use because the aesthetics will be broken :)
With the 12MP camera requirement you may as well just specify it has an Apple logo on it.
I find the requirement for non-plastic so bizarre as though it can't POSSIBLY look good. I still think the 17" Studio Display from 2000 looks better than the new one (which still has chunkier bezels than my random Dell business monitor).
Sure whatever, nobody wants a $100 logitech zit on the top of their monitor while they are trying to sell themselves as having infinitely superior design/law/whatever skills than the client they are charging $1k/hour to.
No, Apple fanatics really believe only Apple can make aesthetically pleasing things. They are enablers for the company at this point.