[duxup]

Except when it is a false alarm.

I've seen a few get to the front page.

But when we're right we're right.

[jcuenod]

10/9 times

[for1nner]

HN: All of our amps go to 11.

[dec0dedab0de]

Even when it's a false alarm it's usually something else is having a problem that is affecting many people and manifesting itself as a particular service being down.