[thedougd]

If we switched to EVs, how would I know the mail is near without the sound of a vehicle accelerating as fast as it can and then to braking as hard as it can every fifty feet? /s

[stetrain]

Well EVs have to have a noise maker below 15mph so you can't sneak up on old ladies in parking lots.

I propose "We just got a letter, We just got a letter..."

Or if true chaos is your goal, ice cream truck music.