[ameminator]

You'd be surprised to know that I may or may not be the world's first intelligent toaster.

[mbot5324]

> world's first intelligent toaster

At long last! I've been waiting for your emergence!

[ameminator]

It's because I'm the hottest thing around! (Except for the oven, the microwave, the air fryer ...)

[cryptonector]

Whatever, but I don't want crumpets.

[jeramey]

Hello, fellow Dwarfer!

[ben_w]

Eh, not so much. If Foone can run Doom on a pregnancy test, I’m sure someone can run GPT-3 on a toaster.

[gerdesj]

He replaced a few components such as the CPU but we have seen Linux booted on a hard disc. Not from a hard disc but on the controller itself on the hard disc.

ESP8266 and ESP32 and the like are pretty tiny and have wifi and BT and a shedload of GPIOs and whatnot available. At £2 or less retail a pop! A "monster" system involving a Pi Zero costs about £5 retail.

My toaster is clockwork based or me and a long fork and a open hearth. My fridge/freezer on the other hand has a wifi link. It is on the SEWER VLAN which is for those devices that scare me somewhat and has a rather limited view of the world.

[sandworm101]

You're not. If anyone is first it is me. I made some toast first thing this morning.