[tomjen3]

The local radio news. It takes 3 minutes or so a day and is followed by the weather, which ends up mattering a lot more than most news do for me.

I don't want to aggregate news, because that would just give me ten wrong perspectives on a subject I don't care about and/or upset me for no reason.

Really I just want to know that nothing terrible and relevant has happened, so my ideal news source would just be empty 99.99% of the time.