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by blitzar 1588 days ago
I believe the SLA for a 13 year old is 110% uptime, with consequences being The end of the world.

I am not a lawyer so feel free to go to court claiming that 100% uptime is the limits of mathematics or that the world will not end if <insert social media platform of choice> is not accessible for 5 minutes on a tuesday afternoon. Its a losing case every time, best just to settle up the case quietly with an extra scoop of icecream or some robux and cut your losses.