[notreallyserio]

I don't have an answer for you but this stood out:

> My resume would probably look like a big wall of entry-level skills because I've tried so many things hoping I'd find something bearable.

As someone that has reviewed resumes, I can say this isn't a problem. You're (going to be) a fresh graduate, it's expected by nearly every employer that you'll have entry-level skills.

[hardcorenobody]

... Oh. I guess I've been pressuring myself too much. None of my friends are taking CS, so I don't have a clear idea of what the competition is like.