[romellem]

Incident is up now - https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/fz1bdbw24y81

> We are investigating reports of degraded performance for GitHub Actions, Issues, and Pull Requests.

[xtracto]

Degraded Performance?

Their freaky homepage is borked: https://github.com/ yields a 500 error haha.

[AdamJacobMuller]

100% degraded is degraded.

[rossmohax]

Negative growth rate is still growth :)

[TremendousJudge]

That's a funny way of saying "every page is returning 500"

[drewbug01]

IIRC, that's the default verbiage that goes out when someone pulls the "oh shit" lever.