| > The moral of the story is that people with analyst mindsets play an essential role in our economy, but sometimes giving those people power over large organizations can have disastrous consequences. I'm gonna cosplay an "analyst mindset": 1. Need to measure costs and benefits of slashing benefits/pay. 2. A benefit-- slashing benefits/pay allows us to hit some obvious financial goal 3. A cost-- Uh oh, I don't yet know how to reliably measure any of the costs. 4. Good analysts don't take action without measuring. 5. I'm a good analyst. Conclusion: I cannot take the action of slashing benefits/pay The only way to make it work is to add a step "3b: cherry pick metrics for the costs of slashing benefits/pay such that the phony metrics justify the decision management already wants to make of slashing benefits/pay." But now we've shifted from "analyst mentality" to "the mindset of the little Beetle-like bureaucrats described by George Orwell in 1984." |
* Comp bands for are now targeting p50 averages rather than p75 or top of market. So you can't close new hires that are going competitors. And you can't give raises to your top performers
* The health benefits are less generous when renegotiated for the following year
* T&E that would have been approved - granted some maybe that shouldn't - but importantly some that should have for top-sales people, are no longer approvable. So your top sales people leave. Or similarly the accelerators or other measures are changed, that might look good on paper but rub top sales people the wrong way.
* Head-count isn't replaced, so teams have to take on more work
* Perks like conference attendance or hardware upgrades, which arguable aren't perks but investments in your team's productivity, are cut/limited