[Throwawayaerlei]

MIT's equivalent was and may still be "freshman shower night," where students would be forcibly abducted from their dorm rooms and thrown into a running shower the night before the first mid-term exams were held for core math and physics courses.

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That sounds absolutely batshit - "don’t you dare say any wrongthink, but battery is a-okay if it’s a time honored tradition".

Saying "fuck the president" is a time honored tradition that doesn’t batter anybody, but I doubt that will be protected.