[coverup]

I like this. Here are a few more:

"We maintain a lot of BAZ we think no one needs anymore but we don't know for sure" is called a Yikes.

"You just have to know which alerts matter and which don't" is called an Uh-oh.

And of course "securing the QUUX wasn't an explicit requirement for launch so we haven't done it yet" is already called a vulnerability.