[5hoom]

I'm sure this same story came up a while ago, but whatever. Here's my take on the type of swearing in commits as per the story (XXXX represents swearword of your choice).

C++: "Finally fixed it. My XXXX head hurts"

Javascript/Ruby: "Finished adding 15 new features. I am XXXX awesome"

C: "No time to swear, busy hacking. Oh XXXX whoops"

Java/C#: "Wouldn't swear, unprofessional & boss is watching"

Python: "All happy, & swears are naughty"

PHP: "Whats a commit?"

(ps. Just for fun, no flamebait intended!)

[wisty]

I'm willing to bet a lot of the Javascript obscenity is "F*ck browser X", or words to that effect.

[snprbob86]

I know that the most popular tag in our issue tracker is #fuckie.

It's particularly fun to pronounce allowed as if it rhymed with "ducky".

[damncabbage]

Haskell and Lisp programmers are ascended beings, and are beyond the mortal desire to cuss in commit logs.

[jmillikin]

I've sworn my fair share when trying to write Haskell bindings to libraries that assume all languages have global variables.

CPython's module initialization functions are particularly obnoxious about this.