[cupcakesupreme]

Ha ha. I think you found the right forum.

Did that at MSFT once. They wouldn't buy me an Adobo Photochopz license, so I borrowed one from alt.binaries.blah.blah. My co-worker would joke blackmail me once a fortnight: If you don't bring a grande hazelnut latte with extra nutmeg from that Starbucks 'meeting' you are goin' to, ugh hmm!, I know!, imma tell x you got that pirate photochopz on your usb thingy and he gonna fire yo ass.

(There was a time when you could talk like this there, long before you had to introduce your pronouns aft your name, when the safest space was the kitchen, where you could arm yourself with 185 °F cup of Farmer Brothers coffeesupersludge.)

(We were in software license compliance, btw.)