[sillysaurusx]

How would you clean your anus if you were a cat?

Suppose a cat had fingers, and basic language ability. Would you still feel the same way?

Suppose we didn't slaughter the other five proto-human species (Neanderthals et al). Would you still feel the same way?

The line gets blurrier the more you think it over.

[Chris2048]

> Suppose a cat had fingers, and basic language ability

It would no longer be a cat.

That's why "If you (a human) were a cat" is a problem, b/c you need to say what level of human/cat this hybrid creature is imagined to be.

It's like that joke: "Behold! The dog with two heads! and two bodies!"

[likeclockwork]

I reject the notion that you can clean anything by licking it.

[throwaway946513]

Friction and liquids? Seems pretty much like the wet wipe used to clean my countertop - only a different friction material, and a different liquid solvent.