[dccoolgai]

Thank you! I collect these kind of metaphors and I didn't have Levi's Onion. I just added it to my list. I had a similar one called "chicken chopping" that I heard from an Australian once, but I like this one better.

[dsclough]

I have my own collection of these and would also like to see a pastebin of yours!

[dccoolgai]

https://pastebin.com/ukGdAWbW Share yours, please!

[dsclough]

A bit disorganized and apparently pastebin thinks there is something so offensive in here they won't let me share it but here you go, a collection aphorisms and various other adjacent things

https://controlc.com/db66d6e4

[dccoolgai]

That's amazing! Thank you so much! I've always had a little back-burner dream of making a little blog that does like one of these allegories per week.

[mistermann]

If you posted your collection on Pastebin I'd be forever in your debt!

[dccoolgai]

I had to fill some of these in, but here you go: https://pastebin.com/ukGdAWbW