[Talanes]

>If I got any member of my family over the age of 30 to evaluate these messages, they'd label them all as offensive.

How sure are you on that? I'm 31 and there's definitely no one in my peer group who would find those examples offensive. Hell, only 1/2 parents might be offended by that language, and my mom has been working around young people enough for the past decade that she might have softened up since I lived with her too.