[moravak1984]

Not sure if you are being sarcastic or not, but as a bisexual man I have this short phase of attraction at the early stages of friendship with another guy. Then there usually comes this disenchantment phase when I realize my feelings are unrequited and I need to swallow my disappointment.

[syntheticnature]

Mostly sarcastic in the direction of "you can't be friends with people of a gender to which you are attracted", with direct borrowing from old bisexual community jokes in the process.