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by krapp 1612 days ago
Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

A: Sorry, I don't know the answer to that question.

Q: What is the sound of two hands clapping?

A: It is the sound of one hand clapping, and the sound of one hand clapping.

Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping and how can it be monetized?

A: One hand clapping is the sound of a startup that can't get funding.

Q: What is the sound of two hands clapping and how can it be monetized?

A: The sound of two hands clapping is the sound of a CEO getting a bonus.

1 comments

> Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping and how can it be monetized?

>A: One hand clapping is the sound of a startup that can't get funding.

LOL, that’s some serious zen insight right there, brilliant!