[georgeoliver]

I think he's good on the resume...https://bulmash.com/04-10-97.html

[lelanthran]

Missing field:

Sex: Yes, please.

[pettycashstash2]

Good one. Thinking of using some of these one liners. Which one should I go with

[serverlessmom]

Definitely the "sign here" line. Throw in your Meyers Briggs type for good measure ;)