[mikestew]

Welcome to Microsoft 15-20 years ago. Or any company that uses stack ranking or a euphemism for same. As it was explained to me, “Jesus, John the Baptist, and the apostle Paul go in for their reviews. Who gets the ‘below average’?”

[sjg007]

Jesus cause he was clearly crucified.

[mateo411]

John the Baptist lost his head.

[AareyBaba]

Paul was wasting his time sending email to the corinthians

[nickd2001]

Paul may have previously got "need improvement" while he was still Saul ;)