[gernb]

My 1st girlfriend's mom told me "never marry someone you can't fart in front of". My sister easily farts (and laughs) in front of her husband. In fact for Christmas he was given a plaque that says "I didn't fart, my ass blew you a kiss"

[smoyer]

Another great adage is "Don't marry the person you can live with ... Marry the person you can't live without"

[nefitty]

Hahaha that's the true love they don't make Disney movies about