[mulmen]

I'd tell you the joke about UDP but you might not get it.

[leokennis]

Or that joke about TCP:

1: Do you want to hear a joke about TCP?

2: Yes I do want to hear it.

1: I confirm you want to hear it.

1: I am now going to tell the joke.

2: I acknowledge you are now going to tell the joke.

1: I will now start the first sentence of the joke.

2: I acknowledge I am now ready to hear the first sentence of the joke.

1: So a network packet walks into a bar

2: Sorry I couldn't quite here you. Please start over.

1: Do you want to hear a joke about TCP?

[CPLX]

I’ve always wanted to add an HTTP joke to these sorts of networking humor threads but the prospect makes me feel mildly insecure.

[jordanrobinson]

Perhaps you should go with an HTTPS one instead then.

[JAlexoid]

Do we start with a handshake then?