[danwills]

Also 'Wowbagger The Infinitely Prolonged' from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

"After a period of total boredom, especially on Sunday afternoons, he decided to insult everyone in the entire universe in alphabetical order." (A quote from the fandom wiki)

[Apocryphon]

An excellent rare example of this trope being lighthearted!