[cbsmith]

"Slower" is a matter of context. Like with most things, there are trade offs to allow for more concurrency. UUIDs are intended to avoid serialization with ID generation, which makes sense in a federated system. Yes, they take up more space and aren't all neatly ordered, but the trade off works out well for the right kind of systems (FlakeIDs are a better trade off for more contexts). The problem this article is describing is you're getting the worst of both worlds, because you're still serializing in the MySQL database...