[temp8964]

Also, it's an apartment, not a house.

Also, not his apartment, his aunt's apartment.

"Japanese Game Developer rarely leaves his aunt's apartment."

[mc32]

For those unaware, this is in the form of the old Radio Yerevan joke:

Question to Radio Yerevan: Is it correct that Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev won a luxury car at the All-Union Championship in Moscow?

Answer: In principle, yes. But first of all it was not Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev, but Vassili Vassilievich Vassiliev; second, it was not at the All-Union Championship in Moscow, but at a Collective Farm Sports Festival in Smolensk; third, it was not a car, but a bicycle; and fourth he didn't win it, but rather it was stolen from him.[1]

[1]http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000810.h...

[COGlory]

This was hilarious, thanks for sharing.

[Muromec]

usually abbreviated to just ".. and haven't won but rather lost"

[58x14]

This thread is a brilliant example of CTR-centric articles, because you're right, why would I click that?

[sdwr]

Id click that link in a heartbeat. It reads like a classic headline from the onion, mundane + surreal

[keyle]

OK, well now we can relate.

[asddubs]

>"Japanese Game Developer rarely leaves his aunt's apartment."

sounds like the title of an onion article

[indigodaddy]

I like your sense of humor. Very funny. I chuckled hard!