[spike021]

I'm Jewish, how come I don't have access to this laser? I've loved lasers since I was a kid. Life isn't fair!

[kej]

You can sign up here: https://dissentpins.com/products/secret-jewish-space-laser-c... (no relation, just a guy who appreciates funny merch ideas)

[LegitShady]

You have to go to one of those laser time share meetings. Not sure it's worth it. It's like the whole afternoon and they say you're going to get tickets to Broadway but at the end it's just a screening of Santa inc.