[l0st3d]

vi(m) is for sys-admins. Programmers need to know

  :q!
  $ emacs !$

Let the war continue ;P

[MindTwister]

  :q!
  $ emcas !$
  Fatal: NOT_ENOUGH_FINGERS (10 found 15 required)

[pclouds]

Let's make it attractive and say only "11 required" ;)

[anonymoushn]

Unfortunately, my keyboard can only register 6 keys being down at the same time. This has thus far prevented me from successfully playing emacs.

[cjdavis]

I remember the old joke of emacs standing for Eight Megabytes (of RAM) And Constantly Swapping. Oh for the days when that was a lot of system memory.. Not really.

[nicklovescode]

ooh ooh holy war, let me try!

more like emacs(ucks!)