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by lachenmayer 5400 days ago
Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.
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Real programmers use a hand drill.

I knew a guy who actually did this - he worked for a company that maintained process control systems for "serious" customers (steel mills, nuclear power stations). One steel plant had some ancient mainframe controlling things and it originally booted from paper tape that had long since worn out in the eons since it was installed and been replaced with a sturdy leather belt.

He had to patch the boot code - so hence had to resort to a handdrill to drill some new holes in the leather belt.

That would be an amazingly awesome writeup.
Excuse me, but real programmers use butterflies.