[revolvingocelot]

Grandparent was a facetious question intended to deflate the great-grandparent, which suggested that Windows' annoying need to restart for every damn thing was comparable somehow to Linux's update requirements.

Which as parent points out are functionally nonexistent, except for a rare kernel update (and you don't have to restart if your glasses are thick enough to live patch).

I often suggest Manjaro, which is smart enough to do all the updating for you, but is also Arch enough to let you do it all manually.