I think I'll just write something similar and wrap Apache with a shell scrip, claim that it's a web server written in bash, post it here and see what reaction I get, just for shits and giggles.
Here: https://github.com/remileduc/sherver/issues/1
that way you can have HTTP/1.1 support even with arbitrary output lengths. I was planning on sending this to the linked repo so the owner doesn't need to use HTTP/1.0.
EDIT: changed link to the github issue I created with inlined utility.
EDIT: changed link to the github issue I created with inlined utility.