[seszett]

There are just a lot of different ways to say it, and although this one isn't very popular most people would still get the meaning fine and it does have some attested use, so I think it has its place in such a list.

My own personal favorite would be (it's very inelegantly translated) it touches one [of my testicles] without making the other move (maybe invented by former president Chirac, at least made popular by him). It's well known and understood and has the advantage to be vulgar enough without actually making an explicit reference to testicles.

[azinman2]

What is it in French?

[xfennec]

"Ça m'en touche une sans faire bouger l'autre."

[azinman2]

I like how it’s implied.

Isn’t this quite long if you don’t care?