[wumpus]

I had a funny bit in a restaurant recently: we asked the waiter to recommend something, and he shows up with a bottle and a corkscrew and a white towel, ready to do the bottle-opening ceremony. He extolled the virtues of the wine, finishing off with "And there is only one drawback..."

And then he twisted off the top.

It was hilarious. I'd love it if all wines were screwtops.