[romwell]

My rhetorical strategy resulted in the OP filing the report with the CPSC.

As far as strategy goes, mission accomplished. The purpose of further discussion is that I enjoy it; these are not the views I thought needed to be advanced on the account of being self-evident.

I am very disappointed that this is not the case.

[GavinMcG]

You've continued well after you prompted a CPSC report. I'd hope that one purpose of further discussion is benefit to the rest of the community, rather than being solely for your enjoyment. I'm sorry that's disappointing to you.