I'm part of "this crowd." My Instagram was disabled without warning. Instagram barely actions their appeals process and I don't know anybody that works at Facebook. Neither do any of my friends. I'm also SOL.
Yeah, nice try. My wife decided that she didn't want to share her age. Not being computer literate, she changed her age to zero. Yes, dumb move. She's never been able to get back on again.
Frankly, she did herself a favor. Facebook is toxic.
Do your own networking / ask your own social network. Find an employee and then send an email. Find a discord server where one is and DM them. It's not impossible to talk to an a facebook employee as a random person. In the age of the internet we are all deeply connected.