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by james_burden 1649 days ago
5'10 balding male with a micropenis. Good!
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You now have a good excuse to sleep with 10/10 escorts who are way outta your league.
Good! I’m not short!

Good! I can choose my hair colour when picking a wig.

Good! Big penis is not comfortable for partner.

Now you'll finally put that mouth to work and actually get someone to orgasm.
Rule 34