[mitigating]

If that's the case then I would just tell my friend insider information that helps him then wait for him to tell me info as well.

[ClumsyPilot]

And I can steal my neighbour's bike from the common bike room, both could land you in jail if it's ever discovered.

This is not some kind lf 'goctcha, i am so smart', all accountants, bank employees and traders are subject to these industry-standard restrictions.